I used a viral prank to an evil end recently and the regret is seeping in... in Titanic proportions. And I'm sinking... in my toxic guilt. Ah, good old Catholic guilt, my parents did well!
So what did I do exactly?
Well, approximately a year after I was well and truly dumped (for the very first REAL time), I decided to bite back (again)... issues much?
I was sent a viral email that promoted an American crime scene investigation-type show, whereby you insert somebody's details (name, age, occupation) plus a message and it systematically sends the person a faux police report... identifying them as the next victim (revealed, appropriately I thought, in a bloody scrawl) in the vicious killing tirade.
But the clincher to the report is this... at the very end, the report reveals that a solid piece of evidence is found: a note, and it is the note where you can really hit home to your unsuspecting victim. The report shows a close-up of the note, revealing exactly what it says.
Seeing this as an opportunity to prank my friends, my naughty giggles subsided when I realised I could really do some damage. So after I visualised the customised line: **insert** Ex-Boyfriend's Name here** You're Next (written in dripping blood no less), my mind started racing.
So I got to work.
Channelling the movie, I Know What You Did Last Summer, five minutes later, my ex received the neat little package... with the crime scene note reading this:
"I know you like chow mein pussy!" A reference to his petite, gorgeous and... Asian girlfriend.
Oh. My. God!
Can you believe I did that?
Racist and a psycho bitch?
I feel so terrible.
Will I burn in hell?
How bad is this on your evil radar?
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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2 comments:
Thanks for the comment.
This is a great start-up,
and excellent taste in music!
Cheers.
Wow, that's pretty bad.
In fact, I'd say it's about a 7.8 on the you Prick!ter scale (i.e. buildings falling down, mass casualties, probably lead story on the 6 o'clock news three nights running.)
But pretty funny ... R xx
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